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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
~Charles M. Schulz~
wglab
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..And remember-Never fear shadows. They mean there's a light shining somewhere nearby..
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I'm feeling very shpongled.
Smashed,mashed, completely geschtonkenflapped.
To be shpongled is to be kippered, mashed, smashed, destroyed
COMPLETELY GESCHTONKENFLAPPED
Feel so smooth.....Everything tingling
i ta mgła.
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oh, Lord. i can't speak english :>
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